theme

We’re in a code red. The room is silent. The cool kid’s music can be heard from his head phones. He actually likes traditional Middle Eastern ritual music. The room is in shock.

evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

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kurokoshirai:

[joke about me being gay to subtly remind you all that i am, in fact, still gay]

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locusinbloom:

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

Welcome to Night Vale

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221b-bagend-street-badwolf:

only-slightly-insane:

yourfavoriteantihero:

we-who-swear-in-the-angels-name:

amosanguis:

andrysb24:

spooky-tomanii:

I’M 600% DONE.

OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test

Forever reblog.

I’m sorry I have to reblog this simply because there are teachers who are on tumblr, the fandom part of tumblr, during class. You’re f***ing awesome.

MY REAL OTP

I nearly spit Coke on my students

you are my hero, random fandom teacher

RANDOM FANDOM TEACHER

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mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

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evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

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piesmeagol:

gforcejedi:

hannibalthecanibal:

captainofthemoon:

hiddle-batched:

This is the first time I’ve ever seen an archer in a film run out of arrows or collect used arrows to reuse later.

Accuracy: You’re doing it right.

accuracy? this is a movie about a small band of fantabulous people with random superpowers who defeat an alien invasion led by a guy with golden goat horns and you’re worried about accuracy?

firstly: tony, nat, and clint do not have superpowers, they rely on their skills to survive

secondly: thor is not human, other than the use of his hammer, he is relying on the natural strength and fighting abilities of his people

thirdly: bruce and steve were both perfectly ordinary until science got involved

lastly: what supervillain doesn’t have at least one questionable fashion decision?

accuracy matters

i’m gonna cry omg

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lozalot:

warbird27:

sara-the-madam:

Massive want 

1. 2&3 . 4  5. 6&7

GIMMIE

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huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

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kevinless:

for Lent, I’m giving up

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"We now know that 24 hours without sleep, or a week of sleeping four or five hours a night induces an impairment equivalent to a blood alcohol level of .1 percent. We would never say, ‘This person is a great worker! He’s drunk all the time!’ yet we continue to celebrate people who sacrifice sleep for work."
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Think of it this way…

thebobblehat:

The Avengers are every person you see in high school.

The shy nerd

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The asshole you just can’t hate

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The hot foreign guy

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The athlete

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The quiet guy who’s always playing guitar and probably smoking something

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His bitchy/bad ass girlfriend (depending on if she likes you or not)

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The emo kid that somehow gets all the chicks

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And that one cheerleader that EVERYONE knows has a hard-on for the athlete

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mishasminions:

SOMETIMES I LOOK AT MY OTP AND GO

I WANT TO DATE BOTH OF YOU

BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT MORE IS FOR BOTH OF YOU TO DATE EACH OTHER

AND LET ME WATCH

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sendermage:

cliffnotesofanerd:

youngvolcanoees:

why are people alway surprised that the SPN fandom has a gif for everything i mean there’s 9 seasons with 23 episodes a season c’mon

I think the surprise isn’t that the show has touched on every topic known to mankind in the last nine years

I think the surprise is that the fandom at large apparently has the entire show giffed JUST so we can pull one out in any occasion

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